iam-who-i-fucking-am asked: I tried to be as pretty as you, so I like scraped off all my make up with a knife but then I had like cuts so I got some of my little brother's play dough and tried to fill it up with that but then I wanted to change my nose a bit so i added a bit to the end of my nose, to make it look like yours, and i really wanted my lips to be like yours, so i wanted to get botox but that costs heaps so i just got some jelly from the fridge and pinched a hole in my lip with a needle and I injected the jelly.
That is probably the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me and the cutest thing anyone has ever done! <3 At least if you inject too much or they pop it will taste nice :)
Anonymous asked: Is it normal to get sexually excited when I think about hamburgers?
http://www.spiegel.de/international/spiegel/0,1518,482192,00.html
Anonymous asked: I love you, you love me, we're a happy family with a great big hug from me to you! Won't you say you looooove meeee toooooo
hi Barney <3
Anonymous asked: Help me! I got my penis stuck in the vacuum and my girlfriend will be back in less than an hour!!
once again…dont flatter yourself darling, your penis aint that big
